Jackie Butler Is So fat….Part 8 Weekend Edition

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Here is the weekend edition of Butler fat jokes. Enjoy. If you have jokes to submit, please email us at projectspurs@gmail.com.
Jackie Butler is so fat, Spurs fans have the option of buying cheap tickets called “Jackie Butler obstructed view” seats.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when asked about the stretch run for the Spurs until playoffs, Jackie Butler said “The words stretch and run dont exist in my vocabulary.”
Jackie Butler is so fat, his gut wears a cup.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he ate a 7 course meal without being called for a 24 second violation.
Jackie Butler is so fat, the reason the Spurs have the best winning percentage in all of major league sports is because Jackie Butler ate all the other teams.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when he was told that Manu was on fire from the field, he said “Argentinian steaks are best prepared on an open fire.”
Jackie Butler is so fat, when asked about playing with Oberto he said “Yes! I can finally eat beef jerky while playing ball.”