Last year we had fun with Oberto. Well this year, the Spurscast has fun with Jackie “The Hamburglar” Butler in a new blog series titled “Jackie Butler Is Sooooo Fat…….”
Enjoy the first ever list compiled by Jeff and Mike D. of the Spurscast! And if you guys want to submit something email us at projectspurs@gmail.com!
Jackie Butler is soo fat, when Tim Duncan told him to drive to the bucket, he drove to KFC.
Jackie Butler is so fat, that when he went up for a rebound and came down, the AT & T center shook so hard that it went back to the SBC center.
Jackie Butler is so fat, once when he jumped for the tipoff he fell straight to hell!
Jackie Butler is so fat, when he wore the silver throwback jerseys, people started trying to screen movies on him.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he can take out all of the food in the AT&T Center’s concession stands during a 20 second timeout.
Jackie Butler is so fat he thinks a crossover is when you go from McDonalds to Burger King.
Jackie Butler is so fat he averages 12 dunks a game, and that’s only when he brings the snack size oreos to the game.
Jackie Butler is soo fat, his picture hangs in the Spurs training room to motivate Spurs players into working out.
Jackie Butler is soo fat, the Federal Health Commission has renamed “obesity” to “Jackie Butler Disease”.
Jackie Butler is soo fat, during a timeout, he proceeded to take a spear from his beard and kill and roast the Spurs Coyote for a quick snack.
Jackie Butler is soo fat, when Tony Parker passed the ball to him, the ball went into orbit around his gut.
Jackie Butler is soo fat, they found Michael Finley’s shooting touch stuck in Butler’s fat folds.
