After last night’s altercation between Spurs and Suns, the NBA has announced that Amare “The Crybaby” Stoudamire and Boris “Meow” will be suspended for tomorrow’s night game as the Spurs and Suns play game 5 in the league’s most heated semi-final matchup. As for the Spurs, Robert Horry will be suspended for 2 games after his hard foul on Steve “I Love Men and Take It Up The Ass” Nash in game 4’s final moments.
For the Spurs, they lose a low post presense and three-point shooting threat for 2 games. As for the Suns, they lose their most dangerous low post player, Amare, and a key bench player, Boris “Meow” for a key game in Phoenix.