Oberto will be the first NBA player to have his testicles retired!
When someone sneezes, one says “God bless you.” When God sneezes, those around him say “Oberto bless you!”
Oberto went back in time to save the Space Shuttle Challenger from blowing up! However, the shuttle still blew up due to the overwhleming power of Oberto!
Oberto once participated in the NBA All-Star Dunk Competition….there were no survivors!
One time Oberto masterbated, he gave birth to male model Fabio!
One time Oberto forgot to shave and went for a brisk walk. Soonafter, there were massive reports of Bigfoot sightings!
