One time, scientists tried to clone Oberto. Though the cloning was unsuccessful, the clone was the worst NBA player ever to step on the court. You know the clone as Kwame Brown!
Why do Energizer Batteries keep going and going? They are fueled by the sweat of Oberto!
One time, someone asked Oberto if he had change for a dollar. Oberto proceeded to slam-dunk the dollar into four quarters!
Oberto once took an entire bottle of “No-Dose”! He yawned!
Faster than a speeding bullet! Stronger than a locomotive! Able to leap an entire building in a single bound! It’s a bird, its a plane……….no ……….it’s Oberto!
