Jackie Butler Is Sooo Fat…… Part 2

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Today, the crew at Project Spurs bring you part 2 of Butler fat jokes. Thanks to Carlos Santiago from the East Village in New York City for his submissions of Butler fat joke 3 and 4 in this list. Enjoy and if you have any submissions please email us at [email protected]
Jackie Butler is so fat, he makes Jerome James look anorexic.
Jackie Butler is so fat, they put his picture in the paper last week and it took up the entire sports section.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when he shoots free throws, the opposing crowd behind the basket distracts him with giant mozarella sticks.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he drinks Gravy-Aid during Spurs timeouts.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when asked if he is hungry for an NBA title, he said “You can’t eat an NBA Championship.”
Jackie Butler is so fat, when the ref called him for a “T”, he proceeded to grab some crackers thinking it was Tea and Crackers time.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when Beno Udrih was in the Spurs sauna resting his aches and pains, Butler proceeded to dice carrots, and add seasoning on Beno.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he signed with the Spurs for a 5 year contract worth 50 million hot wings per year.
Jackie Butler is so fat, his NBA Fantasy League Team is made up of Ronald McDonald, the Wendys girl, Chuck E. Cheese, the Hamburger Helper hand, Chester Cheetah and Captain Crunch.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when Coach Pop calls the play “4 down” that means how many whole pizza’s Butler ate during a timeout.