Jackie Butler Is So Fat…. Part 6

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Thanks to Christopher Stromeyer from Tennis World Radio for the first two pathetic jokes. But we had to post them or he would cry like a baby. Let’s all make fun of him!
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Jackie Butler is so fat, that when he is on the court the fans miss half the action.
Jackie Butler is so fat, that when a teammate passes the ball it bounces right back.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when he signed his new $7 million contract with the Spurs, he yelled “7 million biggie fries here i come”
Jackie Butler is so fat, his belly was named “Defensive Player of the Yr.”
Jackie Butler is so fat, when asked about the Spurs current 9 game winning streak, he said “Did you say 9 ounce steak?”
Jackie Butler is so fat, when asked about chasing the Mavs for the division, he collapsed at the thought of actually CHASING the Mavs.
Jackie Butler is so fat, Manu comes off Butler’s screens since his fatness can pick off the entire opposing team.