Jackie Butler is so fat, Spurs management is thinking of bringing in another JumboTron in case they have to show his picture for highlights.
Jackie Butler is so fat that they are able to add San Antonio to Spurs on the front of his jersey and his first, middle, last and mother’s maiden name on the back of his jersey.
Jackie Butler is so fat, his gut is called for a 3 sec violation every time he’s on the court.
Jackie Butler is so fat, that the Spurs are starting to sell ad spots on his uniform.
Jackie Butler is so fat, his gut gets its own jersey.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when he was told he will face the Nuggets, he broke out the sweet and sour sauce.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he’s listed on the Spurs team directory as living in 6 cities and 3 counties
Jackie Butler is so fat, when he saw his jersey hanging from the roof of the AT&T center, he thought they retired his jersey when in fact is was to plug a hole in the roof.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when asked about his thought on the Grizzlies he said “they’re pretty tasty.”
Jackie Butler is so fat, he is called for traveling even though he isn’t moving, due to his fat folds still rippling from running down the court.
