Fabricio Oberto eats fajita tacos for every meal. Though he oftens forgets to kill the cow!
The NBA is considering renaming “flagrant fouls” to “Oberto Fouls”!
The reason the Riverwalk is empty of water each year is because Oberto got thirsty!
It’s impossible for Oberto to be mortal!
The phrase “Shock and Awe” was originally used to describe [...]

Oberto uses jalapeno juice for eye drops!
The reason why no one can ever locate Bigfoot is because it hides in fear of Oberto!
Oberto can blow bubbles with beef jerky!
The REAL reason the Spurs changed their colors from pink, orange, and aqua was because Oberto insisted he wouldn’t play with gay colors on his uniform!
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