March 22, 2006 | 1 Comment

Oberto listens to Metallica to go to bed!
While exploring the world, Oberto got tired of going around the Americas. Fed up, he created the Panama Canal, with his bare hands!
Oberto CAN find the needle in a haystack!
The show “Lost” is based on the true story of people who escaped the wrath of Oberto!
If you […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part VIII

March 21, 2006 | Leave a Comment

While on vacation in Italy, Oberto stopped for a breather and leaned on an Italian building. Thus the creation of the Leaning Tower of Pisa!
The original name for the NBA was titled “Oberto and kids!”
Once Oberto saw what appeared to be a basketball rim in space. So he made a high-arching shot that […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part VII

March 20, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Once Oberto jumped from a plane….thus the end of the dinosaurs!
Oberto can keep his eyes open when he sneezes!
Don’t ever ask Oberto for a “jaw-breaker” candy!
There are certain things Oberto does not know. Like the meaning of mercy!
One word you can make from Fabricio Oberto’s name is “FEAR”!
If you give Oberto a bag of […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part VI

March 18, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Since coming to Texas, the new state slogan is now “Don’t Mess With Oberto!”
There have been a few lucky NBA players to avoid the wrath of Oberto. They’re called “retired”!
If for some odd reason, Oberto had to play against himself, Oberto would win!
Oberto doesn’t commit charging fouls, it’s just that opposing defenders faint at […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part V

March 17, 2006 | Leave a Comment

In a one-on-one matchup between Michael Jordan and LeBron James, Oberto would win!
Shaq once dunked over Oberto. Then Shaq woke up from his dream by a devestating Oberto dunk!
Those are not earthquakes felt in California. Those are the aftershocks from the Staples Center of dunks by Oberto over Kobe Bryant!
Think of an NBA […]

Little Known Fabricio Oberto Facts Part IV

March 15, 2006 | 1 Comment

Fabricio Oberto is the only NBA player to make an alley-oop pass and dunk to himself!
Oberto is the only basketball player in the world to win at a game of “HORSE” with the letter “Q”!
Oberto allows Kobe Bryant to score 81 points in a game because Oberto doesn’t believe in upstaging women!
The NBA announced the […]

Little Known Fabricio Oberto Facts Part III

March 11, 2006 | 1 Comment

Oberto doesn’t use a razor to shave, he uses a lawn mower!
The reason the United States couldn’t find the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, is because Oberto is in San Antonio!
The devil makes deals with Oberto!
Some theorize that the X-Men character “Wolverine” is based on Fabricio Oberto.
Oberto doesn’t lift weights. His muscles sense […]

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