August 30, 2006 | 1 Comment

Oberto goes outside in Texas during the summer, he doesn’t get heat-strokes, the Sun gets a stroke when Oberto is outside!
While playing in Europe, Oberto got so mad at getting called for lane violations, he proceeded to squeeze the lane into what you know now as the trapazoid lane!
Contrary to belief, a light-saber can cut [...]

Little Known Oberto Facts — Oberto Chat On NBA.COM Special Edition!

April 18, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Today, Oberto was to chat live with fans from all over the world via a chatroom on spurs.com.
However, we were alldisappointed when he never showed up and there wasn’t any live chat with him! Not even a notice from the NBA.
So in honor of Oberto ditching the live chat, here are the “facts” why [...]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part XIV

March 30, 2006 | Leave a Comment

When Oberto goes to China, the people mistake him for Godzilla!
Recently there was a total ecplise of the sun. That was Oberto trying to get a tan!
Once Oberto had a staring contest with the sun! He won!
Oberto uses a bowling ball as a stress-ball!
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Little Known Obero Facts Part XIII

March 27, 2006 | Leave a Comment

One time, scientists tried to clone Oberto. Though the cloning was unsuccessful, the clone was the worst NBA player ever to step on the court. You know the clone as Kwame Brown!
Why do Energizer Batteries keep going and going? They are fueled by the sweat of Oberto!
One time, someone asked Oberto if [...]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part XII with a Special Contribution by David King of the San Antonio Express News!

March 26, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Oberto reached his first double double as a kid in Argentina, his stat line.. 10 dunks, 10 deaths!
One time Oberto dunked soo hard in the SBC Center, it turned into the AT&T Center.
When Oberto goes to shop for groceries, when he is asked paper or plastic he says “body bags!”
“Oh Boy Oberto Beef Jerky” [...]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part XI

March 25, 2006 | Leave a Comment

One time Oberto accidently stepped on Tim Duncan’s foot. Result. . . Plantar Fasciitis!
One time Oberto played against Portland Trailblazer Ha Seung-Jin. When Oberto dunked, Oberto reduced his name to two letters to “HA”!
One time, Oberto tried out for the NFL Baltimore Colts. To avoid getting killed on the football field, [...]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part X

March 23, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Oberto will be the first NBA player to have his testicles retired!
When someone sneezes, one says “God bless you.” When God sneezes, those around him say “Oberto bless you!”
Oberto went back in time to save the Space Shuttle Challenger from blowing up! However, the shuttle still blew up due to the overwhleming power [...]

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