At a Lakers playoff game in 2001, Jack Nicholson was assessed a technical foul, not because he stepped on the court or was arguing with refs, but because Joey Crawford remembered when Jack played the Joker.
When Joey Crawford was told time doesn’t stop for anyone, he ejected time.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he reminds Joey […]

Joey Crawford ejected the Earth for spinning too much on its axis because he doesn’t have any hair to let it blow in the wind.
Joey Crawford ejected the E=mc2 formula because it was too complex for him to handle.
Joey Crawford ejected himself because he laughed at himself last week.
Joey Crawford ejected the Coyote for causing […]

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