March 13, 2007 | 1 Comment

Thanks to gameFACE and Dusty Nukem at Club Spurs for these contributions.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he thinks to-go food when he hears “boxing out”.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he thinks Chinese food when he hears “pick and roll”.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he makes Beno cry when Jackie steals food off his cafeteria tray.
Jackie [...]

Jackie Butler Is So fat….Part 8 Weekend Edition

March 10, 2007 | 3 Comments

Here is the weekend edition of Butler fat jokes. Enjoy. If you have jokes to submit, please email us at projectspurs@gmail.com.
Jackie Butler is so fat, Spurs fans have the option of buying cheap tickets called “Jackie Butler obstructed view” seats.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when asked about the stretch run for the Spurs [...]

Jackie Butler is so fat… Part 7

March 9, 2007 | 5 Comments

When he plays in Denver, the mile high city, the city sinks down to sea level.
He was called for goal-tending when Bowen threw a meatball sandwich in the trash.
It has taken 7 blog posts to describe just how fat he is
He named his best 3 dunks as “super size”, “the combo meal” and “i’ll have [...]

Jackie Butler Is So Fat…. Part 6

March 8, 2007 | 4 Comments

Thanks to Christopher Stromeyer from Tennis World Radio for the first two pathetic jokes. But we had to post them or he would cry like a baby. Let’s all make fun of him!
Email yours to projectspurs@gmail.com.
Jackie Butler is so fat, that when he is on the court the fans miss half the [...]

Jackie Butler Is So Fat…. Part 5

March 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Jackie Butler is so fat, Spurs management is thinking of bringing in another JumboTron in case they have to show his picture for highlights.
Jackie Butler is so fat that they are able to add San Antonio to Spurs on the front of his jersey and his first, middle, last and mother’s maiden name on the [...]

Jackie Butler Is So Fat…. Part 4

March 6, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Here it is, Part Four of the popular Jackie Butler fat jokes.
Submit yours at projectspurs@gmail.com.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when asked about the failed trade to Philadelphia, he said “MMMMMMMMMM Philly Cheese Steaks”.
Jackie Butler is so fat, Pop has a play designed for Butler called one up, it involves Duncan setting a pick and handing [...]

Jackie Butler Is So Fat. . . . Part 3

March 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Ok Projectspurs fans, it’s Part 3 of the weekend edition of the wildly popular “Jackie Butler Is So Fat…” jokes.
Remember if you want to submit your joke, email us at projectspurs@gmail.com.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he was called for double dribbling while sucking down 2 Wendy’s frostys at the same time.
Jackie Butler is so fat, [...]

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