By Michael A. De Leon | April 17, 2007 | Print Print

At a Lakers playoff game in 2001, Jack Nicholson was assessed a technical foul, not because he stepped on the court or was arguing with refs, but because Joey Crawford remembered when Jack played the Joker.

When Joey Crawford was told time doesn’t stop for anyone, he ejected time.

Jackie Butler is so fat, he reminds Joey Crawford of Grimace from McDonald’s and is automatically ejected before every spurs game he officiates, which explains Butler’s lack of playing time.

Joey Crawford actually was going to fight Rasheed Walllace once, but he ejected Wallace before he had a chance to throw a punch>