March 20, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Once Oberto jumped from a plane….thus the end of the dinosaurs!
Oberto can keep his eyes open when he sneezes!
Don’t ever ask Oberto for a “jaw-breaker” candy!
There are certain things Oberto does not know. Like the meaning of mercy!
One word you can make from Fabricio Oberto’s name is “FEAR”!
If you give Oberto a bag of […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part VI

March 18, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Since coming to Texas, the new state slogan is now “Don’t Mess With Oberto!”
There have been a few lucky NBA players to avoid the wrath of Oberto. They’re called “retired”!
If for some odd reason, Oberto had to play against himself, Oberto would win!
Oberto doesn’t commit charging fouls, it’s just that opposing defenders faint at […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part V

March 17, 2006 | Leave a Comment

In a one-on-one matchup between Michael Jordan and LeBron James, Oberto would win!
Shaq once dunked over Oberto. Then Shaq woke up from his dream by a devestating Oberto dunk!
Those are not earthquakes felt in California. Those are the aftershocks from the Staples Center of dunks by Oberto over Kobe Bryant!
Think of an NBA […]

Free Beno!

March 16, 2006 | 1 Comment

Note: I originally wrote this as a draft around late January to early February and saved it so I could go point by point. Well a combination of me being too busy and lazy led to my keeping this as a draft way too long. Now it’s time to free this post.
Warning! Rant ahead: I […]

Little Known Fabricio Oberto Facts Part IV

March 15, 2006 | 1 Comment

Fabricio Oberto is the only NBA player to make an alley-oop pass and dunk to himself!
Oberto is the only basketball player in the world to win at a game of “HORSE” with the letter “Q”!
Oberto allows Kobe Bryant to score 81 points in a game because Oberto doesn’t believe in upstaging women!
The NBA announced the […]

Little Known Fabricio Oberto Facts Part III

March 11, 2006 | 1 Comment

Oberto doesn’t use a razor to shave, he uses a lawn mower!
The reason the United States couldn’t find the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, is because Oberto is in San Antonio!
The devil makes deals with Oberto!
Some theorize that the X-Men character “Wolverine” is based on Fabricio Oberto.
Oberto doesn’t lift weights. His muscles sense […]

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