March 30, 2006 | Leave a Comment

When Oberto goes to China, the people mistake him for Godzilla!
Recently there was a total ecplise of the sun. That was Oberto trying to get a tan!
Once Oberto had a staring contest with the sun! He won!
Oberto uses a bowling ball as a stress-ball!
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Little Known Obero Facts Part XIII

March 27, 2006 | Leave a Comment

One time, scientists tried to clone Oberto. Though the cloning was unsuccessful, the clone was the worst NBA player ever to step on the court. You know the clone as Kwame Brown!
Why do Energizer Batteries keep going and going? They are fueled by the sweat of Oberto!
One time, someone asked Oberto if […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part XII with a Special Contribution by David King of the San Antonio Express News!

March 26, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Oberto reached his first double double as a kid in Argentina, his stat line.. 10 dunks, 10 deaths!
One time Oberto dunked soo hard in the SBC Center, it turned into the AT&T Center.
When Oberto goes to shop for groceries, when he is asked paper or plastic he says “body bags!”
“Oh Boy Oberto Beef Jerky” […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part XI

March 25, 2006 | Leave a Comment

One time Oberto accidently stepped on Tim Duncan’s foot. Result. . . Plantar Fasciitis!
One time Oberto played against Portland Trailblazer Ha Seung-Jin. When Oberto dunked, Oberto reduced his name to two letters to “HA”!
One time, Oberto tried out for the NFL Baltimore Colts. To avoid getting killed on the football field, […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part X

March 23, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Oberto will be the first NBA player to have his testicles retired!
When someone sneezes, one says “God bless you.” When God sneezes, those around him say “Oberto bless you!”
Oberto went back in time to save the Space Shuttle Challenger from blowing up! However, the shuttle still blew up due to the overwhleming power […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part IX

March 22, 2006 | 1 Comment

Oberto listens to Metallica to go to bed!
While exploring the world, Oberto got tired of going around the Americas. Fed up, he created the Panama Canal, with his bare hands!
Oberto CAN find the needle in a haystack!
The show “Lost” is based on the true story of people who escaped the wrath of Oberto!
If you […]

Little Known Oberto Facts Part VIII

March 21, 2006 | Leave a Comment

While on vacation in Italy, Oberto stopped for a breather and leaned on an Italian building. Thus the creation of the Leaning Tower of Pisa!
The original name for the NBA was titled “Oberto and kids!”
Once Oberto saw what appeared to be a basketball rim in space. So he made a high-arching shot that […]

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