Fabricio Oberto eats fajita tacos for every meal. Though he oftens forgets to kill the cow!
The NBA is considering renaming “flagrant fouls” to “Oberto Fouls”!
The reason the Riverwalk is empty of water each year is because Oberto got thirsty!
It’s impossible for Oberto to be mortal!
The phrase “Shock and Awe” was originally used to describe […]

Oberto uses jalapeno juice for eye drops!
The reason why no one can ever locate Bigfoot is because it hides in fear of Oberto!
Oberto can blow bubbles with beef jerky!
The REAL reason the Spurs changed their colors from pink, orange, and aqua was because Oberto insisted he wouldn’t play with gay colors on his uniform!
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Typical! Spurs lead in the game and blow it like the complacent fools they are!
Well join me as I blog the OT period in the Sixers vs. Spurs game.
Spurs win the tip!
Problem is that TD has 5 fouls and Manu just picked up his 5th foul. Not good.
Well great! Will someone please […]

Tony Parker!

February 10, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Congratulations Tony for making your first All-Star Game appearance from Projectspurs!
Now go and kick ass!
–Jeff
C0-Host The Spurscast
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5 Things To Do….

February 6, 2006 | Leave a Comment

The Spurs have 5 days in this “Rodeo Road Trip” off until they play their next game against the New Jersey Nets. Though these 5 days off will be great for the team’s health — TD — Spurs fans may not know what to do until the Spurs play again!
Well your […]

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